CHEEKY MONKEY!

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Some things to know about Gibraltar:

  • A small British outpost surrounded by Spain
  • Very industrial, a huge port city
  • Lots of litter
  • Lots of dog poop on the sidewalk
  • Very European, very Arabic
  • Large packs of teenage girls dressed alike roam the streets screeching
  • Large packs of teenage boys dressed alike roam the streets
  • Large packs of retired Britons day trip here for the duty free cigarettes and booze
  • Large packs of monkeys (macaques/Barbary Apes) sit atop the rock of Gibraltar screeching and stealing double chocolate ice cream bars.
  • Buy one get one free beers at Burger King all day on Sunday

One Response to “CHEEKY MONKEY!”

  1. Catherine Moriarty Says:

    Hi, I’ve met you but the main reason I’m posting a comment is because I’m friends with Ken. His website, which I just tried to visit, has inexplicably turned into some kind of advertisement for weekend getaways, credit cards and other vacation related things. I’m amused and I’m not.
    I’m glad I remembered his former website had a link to yours. That monkey probably stole the ice cream bar from a screeching teenage girl and then threw the wrapper on the sidewalk. He needed to get the taste of duty free cigarettes out of his mouth…

    Ken’s friend,
    Catherine Moriarty

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