Archive for November, 2007

Galley: Rebranded

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

Removing and covering the labels wasn’t enough. Despite all of my efforts and hard work, I still referred to some of my galley appliances by their manufacturer name. It became clear that they all needed renaming. I tried random names, like Mortimer and Randolph, but that didn’t seem to stick. I lived with the names covered up and let my appliances just be themselves. (Electrical tape sticks through repeated washing, yet comes off when you want it to, and is available in a variety of colors.)

One day, I thought of my grandmother and her grandmother and wondered what they would think of the fancy schmancy equipment I have at my fingertips, from a walk in freezer to an ice cream maker, to a steamer oven. I though they would be pretty happy to put dinner on the table every night with the help of an immersion blender ( how did we live without them) or a bread maker.

And thus my path revealed itself.

Every day in my work now I am assisted by the women of my family who came before me: Delia and Evalina, Tista, Betty Ann, Mavis, Martha, Bridie, “Cookie Tootsie and Freddie” (all one) and Mrs Arugala; among others. I borrowed some names from my fellow crew members because a) they really wanted to be part of it and b) i thought it might help mitigate any talk of me being off my noodle for relabeling every electric device in the galley. I have kept the labeling at bay on some of the larger items (including the $4000 oven that stopped working after two months on board) for aesthetic and professional purposes, but refer to them by their new names.

On account of today being my day off, I wasn’t as interested in hanging around on board taking more pics. Hold tight until next time.007.JPG

Day Off

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007
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This picture is from my last day off, we went to the pyramids of giza and to cairo. I don’t know what I expected, but the second I saw the pyramids behind the sphinx, I couldn’t speak. Every time I tried to open my mouth, nothing happened.

When we got back to the boat, after a six hour round trip listening to Zamfir the whole way, we caught 2 hours of sleep and awoke at 230 am to begin our Suez canal transit. Not including the thousands of dollars it cost the boat, we paid almost 12 cartons of cigarettes.

We are currently in Port Ghalib, a sleepy diving mecca in the Red Sea. The closest provisioning is a 45 minute drive away and there is no fresh veg there. We have plenty of Gatorade on board, so we shouldn’t be concerned about scurvy before the next leg of the trip.

On my day off today, I had a choice:

1: 6 hours each way in a bus to Luxor to see the Valley of the Kings

2: Chill out and do nothing

Lets say you were me and you work about 14 hours a day and live at your job with your co-workers and your boss (I know who wears what kind of underwear) and you get one day off every two weeks to one month. Lets say your last “day off” was followed immediately by a 24 hour work day. What would you do?

This is what I am doing:

  • As soon as I finished work yesterday I set up my poor neglected sewing machine and arted my little heart out until I couldn’t see to sew anymore.
  • I woke up, on my day off, at 7 so I could finish my art project (I have to set up in the crew mess where everyone eats)
  • Finished frosting Nick’s birthday cake ( I had to sneak a little work in and pick up my produce delivery from the hotel)
  • Park my bottom in a breezy spot in a resort and update my website, eat greasy fries, drink a heineken, and try to remember all of the things I wanted to look up on the internet in the past month. Please scroll down and check out my new pages for pics of Egypt and my unbranded galley.

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Egypt

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

Please forgive my not writing more, internet is hard to come by.

We finally made it to Egypt, the land of the bribe.

Things about Egypt:

  • There are no social taboos against jamming a finger up a nose and rooting around for desert boogers.
  •  In the dusty desert, boogers are prolific
  • BYOTP
  • There are no social taboos against littering, as a matter of fact, the countryside is covered with a thick layer of trash.
  • Baksheesh is the word for bribe, nothing happens without it.
  • The women cover themselves up because the men leer.
  • Great cucumbers
  • Great Babaganoush
  • The internet cafes don’t read USB cards, so pics will have to wait.
  • The sphinx and pyramids will render you speechless
  • Did I mention red tape??

Please bear with me, as i said, internet is hard to come by, and with 14-16 hour workdays, free time is just as rare.